get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

(Source: circumcisions)

• Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.