The 36th Chamber Of Shaolin Negro

Alyssa,
I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
Lindsay. 21. Cali. Student. Environmentalist. Feminist. Equal rights advocate.
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.


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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

oopsinsurance:

Living on your lonesome by Dr Steve Brule

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karlatg:

Freaking Queen of EVERYTHING

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fadedaisies:

felibre:

andrewjacksonjihads:

scarlet johansson could punch me in the face and that would give her a hug

this is one of the rarest shoots in which there’s photographs of her not sexualised

she is a beauty

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365daysofhorror:

Photos from the cemetery used in Hocus Pocus. It’s in Marblehead, Mass and it is gorgeous. More on my Instagram

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soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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